Paracord Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Survival Kit

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One of the sacred relics Surf City Paracord acquired from Brother Maynard for sale for a limited time, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.  Made entirely out of 550 Paracord and gleaming with precious jewels, this replica of the famous destroyer of the Rabbit of Caerbannog, is packed with the same survival tools as the Pro Bug Out Frag.

Pro kit includes:

Up to 40 ft. high quality, 100% nylon, US made 550 paracord
1 LED Flashlight*
1 Mini Pocket Knife (type varies by availability.)*
1 Dog Tag Signal Mirror *
1 Ferrocerium Fire Starting Rod*
1 Striker Tool
30ft 12 lbs Test Fishing Line
4 Fish Hooks
4 Split Shot Weights
2x Butterfly Sutures *
P38 Can Opener *
1x Antiseptic Wipe
6x Waterproof Matches (cannot be shipped via air freight) **
2x Stormproof Matches (cannot be shipped via air freight) *
Jute Twine - Instant kindling - no scavenging needed
Needle and Thread
Razor Blade
8' Military Grade Tripwire**
Aluminum Foil
Wire Saw
4x Water Purification Tablets**
2x Safety Pins
Whistle Buckle
2x Split Rings
3' Electrical Tape

And an Excerpt from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9–21

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp  and anchovies  and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naught in My sight, shall snuff it."


The supplied survival gear is supplied by trusted companies such as Rothco, UCO, Cur-aid, Water Gremlin, Mustad, Water Gremlin and more.  Know that when you find yourself in a jam, the tools you need for survival won't fail on you.



Please note, Surf City Paracord's Products are hand made in the USA according to high quality standards.  Please allow up to 5 business days for your item to be completed and shipped.

Notes and Disclaimer

Survival Grenades “Bug Out Frags” and Bracelets are made to order. Survival Tools and Items are weaved into the core of both Grenades”Bug Out Frags” and Bracelets. Not all these Items can be accessed unless breaking down the Grenade” Bug Out Frag” or Bracelet. Blades and other Tools may cause Injury/Death. You assume legal responsibility and use of all Items including the Paracord itself. Use CAUTION when unravelling Grenade”Bug Out Frag” or Bracelet while unpacking contents as some Items are sharp. Surf City Paracord Inc. is not responsible for any Injuries/Death caused by Items in the Grenades”Bug Out Frag” or Bracelets and or their use. Description of Items are generalized details that may or may not apply to Items included. Tips, training, suggestions should only be relied upon based on your own research and or training from medical/survival specialists and professionals.   



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***The M-550 Paracord Grenade™ Bug Out Frag™ are Trademarked by Surf City Paracord, Inc.  The M-550 Series Paracord Grenade Design is Trademarked and Copyrighted by Surf City Paracord, Inc.***