NEW! Smaller, ornament version of the Holy Hand Grenade, perfect for display or hanging from a Christmas tree. Made out of 550 Paracord and 95 Cord and wrapped around a golf ball sized ball.
***This version does not include a survival kit, it is a smaller ornamental version.***
And an Excerpt from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9–21
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naught in My sight, shall snuff it."
The supplied survival gear is supplied by trusted companies such as Rothco, UCO, Cur-aid, Water Gremlin, Mustad, Water Gremlin and more. Know that when you find yourself in a jam, the tools you need for survival won't fail on you.
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